For the man in your life with a subscription to American Rifleman,
this Valentine's Day, we suggest chocolate weaponry. Yes, pistols,
bullets and grenades, molded from chocolate and packaged in wonderfully
authentic-looking tins for your sweetie. Because even though you may
disagree with his ethics or his hobbies, or question the aesthetics of
that framed portrait of Charlton Heston
he keeps on his mantle, at the end of the day, you know that he loves
and protects you like the 2nd Amendment. So this Valentine's Day, give
him the ultimate peacemaking gift from ChocolateWeapons.com: his "Gawd given" right to bear his arms, and eat them too.
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Chocolate Weapons' handguns come in three varieties. Solid chocolate
swirl, solid milk chocolate, and hollow milk chocolate--all of them
full-sized WMDs (for Weapons of Mass Delight). For $29.99, the solid
chocolate guns are made from almost an entire pound of chocolate, and
comes delivered in a printed, foam-lined case with a handle. Just like
the real thing! Stock up on ammunition too. 20 rounds of .50 caliber
standard issue chocolate bullets come in mini chocolate ammo cans. And
for the waterfowl sportsman, there's a chocolate peanut butter filled 12
gauge shotgun shells, with classic Currier and Ives lithographs of
hunting game birds depicted on the tin.
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